if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

slaylovato:

lauren jauregui’s existence is so important

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darbroy:

in america we dont say ‘i love you’ we say ‘woof’ which translates to ‘crimson leaves, falling’ and i think thats beautiful

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person: so what religion are you
me: hold on *looks at back of test booklet*

Girlfriend: babe come over
Boyfriend: I can't I'm at the Grand Canyon.
Girlfriend: but babe I'm off my period.
Boyfriend: I can't leave until I really SEE the Grand Canyon like Garcia Lopez De Carden

luvpie1997:

I’m in the PSAT fandom please respect my ship: young sensei x interviewer

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drewregui:

somethings will never change.

drewregui:

somethings will never change.

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homosassy:

the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am

As much as I want to, I don’t necessarily agree with this. Your parents most likely did not raise you by telling you “hey how about you spend most of your teenage life online” but yet here you are doing exactly that. As individual humans we have different opinions. If we didn’t, than we would not evolve or change in any way. We would all have the same opinions as the generation before us, which is clearly not the case.

(via refreshes)


delicatemotion:

ravenclawssaywhat:

this-is-horrorwood:

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

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